Hooray For That Judge In Florida, an atheist became incensed over the
preparation for Easter and Passover holidays and decided to contact the
local ACLU about the discrimination inflicted on atheists by the
celebrations afforded to Christians and Jews with all their holidays
while the atheists had no holiday to celebrate.
The ACLU jumped on the opportunity to once again pick up the cause of
godless and assigned their sharpest attorneys to the case.
The case was brought before a wise judge who after listening to the
passionate presentation of the ACLU lawyers, promptly banged his gavel
and declared, "Case dismissed!"
The lead ACLU lawyer immediately stood and objected to the ruling and
said, "Your honor, how can you possibly dismiss this case? Surely
Christians have Christmas, Easter and many other observances. And the
Jews--why in addition to Passover they have Yom Kippur and Hanukkah...
and yet my client and all other atheists have no such holiday!"
The judge leaned forward in his chair and simply said "Obviously
client is too confused to know about or for that matter even celebrate
The ACLU lawyer pompously said "We are aware of no such holiday
atheists, just when might that be, your honor?"
The judge said, "Well it comes every year on exactly the same
"The fool says in his heart, 'There is no God.'" - Psalm
14:1, Psalm 53:1
HOORAY FOR THAT JUDGE