Forward an Email about a Middle-aged Barbie Doll and See a Great Video-Fiction!

Finally a Barbie I can relate to! 

At long last, here are some NEW Barbie dolls to coincide with her and OUR aging gracefully. These are a bit more realistic...

1. Bifocals Barbie. Comes  with her own set of blended-lens fashion frames in six wild colors (half-
frames too!), neck chain and large-print editions of Vogue and Martha Stewart
Living.
2. Hot Flash Barbie. Press Barbie's bellybutton and watch her face turn 
beet red while tiny drops of perspiration appear on her forehead. Comes with hand-
held fan and tiny tissues.
3. Facial Hair Barbie. As Barbie's hormone levels shift,
see her whiskers grow. Available with teensy tweezers and magnifying mirror.
4. Flabby Arms Barbie. Hide Barbie's droopy triceps with these new, roomier-sleeved 
gowns. Good news on the tummy front, too-muumuus with tummy-support panels 
are included.
5. Bunion Barbie. Years of disco dancing in stiletto heels have definitely taken their toll on Barbie's dainty arched feet. Soothe her sores with the pumice stone and plasters, then slip on soft terry mules.
6. No-More-Wrinkles Barbie. Erase those pesky crow's-feet and lip lines with a tube of Skin Sparkle-
Spackle, from Barbie's own line of exclusive age-blasting cosmetics.
7. Soccer Mom Barbie. All that experience as a cheerleader is really paying off as Barbie 
dusts off her old high school megaphone to root for Babs and Ken, Jr. 
Comes with minivan in robin-egg blue or white and cooler filled with doughnut holes 
and fruit punch.
8. Mid-life Crisis Barbie. It's time to ditch Ken. Barbie needs a 
change, and Alonzo her personal trainer) is just what the doctor ordered, along 
with Prozac. They're hopping in her new red Miata and heading for the Napa 
Valley to open a B&B. Includes a real tape of "Breaking Up Is Hard to Do."
9. Divorced Barbie. Sells for $199.99. Comes with Ken's house, Ken's car, and Ken's 
boat.10. Recovery Barbie. Too many parties have finally caught up with the 
ultimate party girl. Now she does Twelve Steps instead of dance steps. Clean and 
sober, she's going to meetings religiously. Comes with a little copy of The Big 
Book and a six-pack of Diet Coke.
11. Post-Menopausal Barbie. This Barbie wets 
her pants when she sneezes, forgets where she puts things, and cries lot. She is 
sick and tired of Ken sitting on the couch watching the tube, clicking through 
the channels. Comes with Depends and Kleenex. As a bonus this year, 
the book "Getting In Touch with Your Inner Self" is included.

If you forward to 11 people a video comes on your screen. This works. I don't know how...but it 
works. This is the coolest thing I've ever gotten! All you have to do is send it to 
11 people and this little video comes up on your screen and shows the funniest 
clip. I can't tell you what it is but I was laughing so hard! So spend a 
few seconds to send this and you'll be glad you did.

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