AMERICA NEEDS A CANDIDATE WITH THIS
PLATFORM!!
I HAVE DECIDED TO BECOME A WRITE-IN
CANDIDATE FOR PRESIDENT IN THE YEAR 2012..
HERE IS MY PLATFORM:
(1). Any use of the phrase: 'Press 1
for English' is immediately banned. English is the official language;
speak it or wait outside of our borders until you can.
(2). We will immediately go into a two
year isolationist attitude in order to straighten out the greedy big
business posture in this country. America will allow NO imports, and
we'll do no exports. We will use the 'Wal-Mart 's policy, 'If we ain't
got it, you don't need it.' We'll make it here and sell it here!
(3). When imports are allowed, there
will be a 100% import tax on it coming in here.
(4). All retired military personnel
will be required to man one of the many observation towers located on
the southern border of the United States (six month tour). They will be
under strict orders not to fire on SOUTHBOUND aliens.
(5). Social Security will immediately
return to itsoriginal state. If you didn't put nuttin in, you ain't
gettin nuttin out. Neither the President nor any other politician will
be able to touch it.
(6). Welfare. -- Checks will be handed out on Fridays, at the end of the
40 hour school week, the successful completion of a urinalysis test for
drugs, and passing grades.
(7). Professional Athletes --
Steroids? The FIRST time you check positive you're banned from sports
... for life.
(8). Crime -- We will adopt the
Turkish method, i.e., the first time you steal, you lose your right
hand. There is no more 'life sentences'. If convicted of murder, you
will be put to death by the same method you chose for the victim you
killed: gun, knife, strangulation, etc.
(9). One export of ours will be
allowed: wheat; because the world needs to eat. However, a bushel of
wheat will be the exact price of a barrel of oil.
(10). All foreign aid, using American
taxpayer money, will immediately cease and the saved money will help to
pay off the national debt and, ultimately, lower taxes. When disasters
occur around the world, we'll ask The American People if they want to
donate to a disaster fund, and each citizen can make the decision as to
whether, or not, it's a worthy cause.
(11). The Pledge of Allegiance will be
said every day at school and every day in Congress.
(12). The National Anthem will be
played at all appropriate ceremonies, sporting events, outings, etc.
My apology is offered if I've stepped
on anyone's toes .... nevertheless....
GOD BLESS AMERICA !
Sincerely, Bill Cosby
Bill
Cosby is not running for President and has posted a statement on his website, calling this eRumor a hoax
with no factual basis. The artist said that, "false Bill Cosby statements are
not funny nor fun and sometimes mean-spirited."