A college professor, an avowed atheist and active in the ACLU, was
teaching his class. He shocked
several of his students when he flatly stated that once
and for all he was going to prove there was no God.
Addressing the ceiling he shouted:
"GOD, if you are real, then I want you to knock
me off this platform. I'll give
you exactly 15 minutes!!!!!"
The lecture room fell silent. You
could hear a pin drop.
Ten minutes went by. " I'm
waiting God, if you're real knock
me off this platform!!!!"
Again after 4 minutes, the professor
taunted God saying, "Here I
am, God!!! I'm still waiting!!!"
His count down got down to the last
couple of minutes when a SEAL,
just released from the Navy after serving in
Afghanistan and Iraq and newly registered in the class,
walked up to the Professor.
The SEAL hit him full force in the
face, and sent the Professor
tumbling from his lofty platform. The Professor
was out cold!!
The students were stunned and shocked.
They began to babble in confusion.
The SEAL nonchalantly took his seat in
the front row and sat silent. The
class looked at him and fell silent.....waiting.
Eventually, the professor came to and
was noticeably shaken.
He looked at the SEAL in the front
row. When the professor regained
his senses and could speak he asked:
"What is the matter with you? Why did you do that?
"God was really busy, protecting
America's soldiers, who are
protecting your right to say whatever stupid thing
comes to your mind!!! So he sent me!!"
