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Girl on a First Date with a Guy Gets Frozen to the Bumper of his Car While Relieving Herself Beside the Road During Winter-Fiction!

bulletSummary of the eRumor
The story alleges that a girl and a guy were out on a first-time date with each other.
They were returning from a day of skiing she becomes desperate to urinate and asks that he stop along the road for her to relieve herself.
When she was finished, however, she realized that her bottom had gotten frozen to the bumper of the car, against which she had been leaning.
She finally had to confess her predicament to her date, who eventually realized that the best thing for him to do was to urinate on the frozen bond so the warmth could set her free.
This story was allegedly told on The Tonight show with Jay Leno in response to a request for stories of the most embarrassing dates.
 

 

 

bulletThe Truth
This urban legend has circulated for a long time and TruthOrFiction.com classes it as an entertaining tale but with no proof that it ever really happened.
The folks at the Tonight show say the story did not take place on their program.

Updated 8/14/04
A real example of the eRumor as it has appeared on the Internet:

In the "Tonight Show" with Jay Leno. Jay went out into the audience to
find the most embarrassing first date that a woman had ever had. The
winner described her worst date experience. There was absolutely no
question as to why her tale took the prize!

She said it was mid-winter....snowing and quite cold..and the guy had
taken her skiing in the mountains outside Salt Lake City, Utah. It was
a day trip (no overnight) They were strangers, after all, and truly had
never met before.

The outing was fun but relatively uneventful until they were headed
home late that afternoon. They were driving back down the mountain,
when she gradually began to realize that she should have not had that
extra latte.

They were about an hour away from anywhere with a restroom and in the
middle of nowhere! Her companion suggested that she try to hold it,
which she did for a while. Unfortunately, because of heavy snow and
slow going, there came a point where she told himthat he had better
stop and let her pee beside the road or it would be in the front seat
of his car.

They stopped and she quickly crawled out beside the car, yanked her
pants down and started. In the deep snow she didn't have good footing,
so she let her butt restagainst the rear fender to steady herself. Her
companion stood on the side of the car watching for traffic and indeed
was a real gentleman and refrained from peeking. All she could think
about was the relief she felt despite the rather embarrassing nature of
thesituation.

Upon finishing however, she soon became aware of another sensation. As
she bent to pull up her pants, the young lady discovered her buttocks
were firmly glued to the car's fender. Thoughts of tongues frozen to
pump handles immediately came to mind as she attempted to disengage her
flesh from the icy metal. It was quickly apparent that she had a brand
new problem due to the extreme cold.

Horrified by her plight and yet aware of the humor of the moment, she
answered her date's concerns about "what is taking so long" with a
reply that indeed, she was "freezing her butt off and in need of some
assistance!" He came around the car as she tried to cover herself with
her sweater and then, as she looked imploringly into his eyes, he burst
out laughing. She too got the giggles and when they finally managed to
compose themselves, they assessed her dilemma.

Obviously, as hysterical as the situation was, they were faced with a
real problem. Both agreed it would take something hot to free her
chilly cheeks from the grip of the icy metal!

Thinking about what had gotten her into the predicament in the first
place, both quickly realized that there was only one way to get her
free. So, as she looked the other way, her first-time date proceeded to
unzip is pants and pee her butt off the fender.

As the audience screamed with laughter, she took the Tonight Show
prize hands down....or perhaps it should be "pants down".
............And you thought your first date was embarrassing.

Jay Leno's comment. "This gives a whole new meaning to being pissed
off".

 

 


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