A real example of the story as it has been circulated:
People like what? People like one Bill Schrempf. He's
the CEO of NCCI Holdings, Inc. in Boca Raton, Florida. NCCI is a company
that compiles workers compensation insurance data. How exciting. They
have about 850 employes in its Boca Raton offices. It seems that some of
the NCCI employees are proud of their heritage and proud of their
country. In the wake of the terrorist attack some of these NCCI
employees decided that they wanted to display an American flag on their
desks. At that point the dynamic Bill Schrempf swung into action. The
orders went out to his managers and they immediately fanned out
throughout the workplace confiscating the American flags. Schrempf, it
seems, is afraid that some of the workers in the NCCI offices might find
the display offensive.
So, NCCI boss Bill Schrempf finds himself in the same
rouges gallery as John Smeaton, the vice provost of student affairs at
Lehigh University in Pennsylvania. Smeaton ordered flags removed from
campus busses for fear that foreign students might be (gasp!!!!)
offended!!! The one difference between Lehigh and NCCI is that at Lehigh
there was someone above Smeaton who actually possessed an ounce of sense
and some feelings of patriotism. Smeaton's order was countered in
minutes. At NCCI Schrempf is the boss! There IS nobody above him (unless
the Board of Directors calls a quick meeting.)
How's this for a workplace rule. Nobody works here who
is offended by the American Flag. Period. If the American Flag offends
you then you are a virtual cancer in this workplace. Pack your stuff and
don't let the door knob hit you in the ass on your way out. Let me put
it another way. If I have a flag on my desk and you try to confiscate it
because you are offended -- then you have a damned good chance to be the
subject of one of those statistical records that NCCI collects. DAMN --
this just pisses me off. Sorry, can't hide it. I wish I had the money to
buy that company just so I could send Schrempf packing.
Now -- it just happens that I don't have any need for
a company that compiles workers compensation data. In the interest of
all fairness -- since I have slammed Bill Schrempf and his company --
don't you think its only fair that I list the company name and phone
number? I mean -- just in case you happen to agree with Bill Schrempf
and would like to call and congratulate him! So, for that purpose only
.... NCCI HOLDINGS INC 901 PENINSULA CORP CIR BOCA RATON, FL
(561)893-1000