Details Of Obama Openly Gay Military
Released
WASHINGTON (SR) - President Barack
Obama has directed the Pentagon to replace the "don't ask, don't tell"
policy with one that will allow openly gay men and women to serve in the
military.
According to sources inside the
Pentagon, changes to be implemented include adding choreography to
marching regimens, equipping all dorms with double-wide bunks, new
fitted uniforms in seasonal color palettes, the installation of hot
tubs, and more.
In a potentially controversial move,
the Pentagon will announce the formation of a new all-gay, all male
company tentatively named "69th Fighting Sodomites."
Sources credit the creation of the
69th to House member Barney Frank, who has reportedly been working
"very, very closely" with gay Pentagon officials.
