ONLY DON RICKLES COULD GET AWAY WITH
THIS , I AM SURPRISED HE IS TALKING THIS WAY. HEY HE LIVES IN THE LAND
OF FRUITS AND NUTS. THEY ARE GOING BROKE FASTER THAN THE USA AND THEY
ARE ALL LIBERALS.. WELL SAVE A FEW.
Don Rickles Roasts the Dems...
Hello, dummies! Oh my God, look at
you. Anyone else hurt in the accident?
Seriously, Senator Reid has a face of a Saint - A Saint Bernard
Now I know why they call you the arithmetic man You add partisanship,
subtract pleasure, divide attention, and multiply ignorance.
Reid is so physically unimposing, he
makes Pee Wee Herman look like Mr. T. And Reid's so dumb, he makes
Speaker Pelosi look like an intellectual. Nevada is soooo screwed! If I
were less polite, I'd say Reid makes Kevin Federline look successful.
Speaking of the Speaker... Nancy
Pelosi, hubba, hubba! Hey baby, you must've been something before
Seriously, the Speaker may look like an idiot and talk like an idiot but
don't let that fool you. She really is an idiot.
Madame Speaker... want to make twelve bucks the hard way? Pelosi says
she's not partisan, but her constituents call her Madame Pelossilini.
Charlie Rangel... still alive and
still robbing the taxpayers blind What does that make, six decades of
Rangel's the only man with a rent-controlled mansion He's the guy who
writes our tax laws but forgot to pay taxes on $75 grand in rental
income! So why isn't he the Treasury Secretary? Rangel runs more scams
than a Nigerian Banker.
Barney Frank - he's a better actor
than Fred Flintstone. Consider... he and Dodd caused the whole financial
meltdown and they're not only not serving time with Bubba and Rodney,
they're still heading up the financial system!
Let's all admit it... Barney Frank slobbers more than a sheepdog on
Novocain.. How did this guy get elected? Oh, that's right.. he's from
Massachusetts . That's the state that elects Mr. Charisma, John Kerry --
man of the people!
You know, if Senator Dodd were any
more crooked, you could open wine bottles with him.
Here's a news flash, Dodd: when your local newspaper calls you a "lying
weasel", it may be time to retire.
Dodd's involved in more shady deals than the Clintons . Even Rangel
looks u p to him!
Press Secretary Robert Gibbs, I really
respect you.. especially given your upbringing. All you've overcome....
I heard your birth certificate is an apology from the condom factory. I
don't know what makes you so dumb, but it really works for you.
Personally, I don't think you're a fool, but what's my opinion compared
to that of thousands of others?
As for President Obama, what can I
say? They say President Obama's arrogant and aloof, but I don't agree.
Now it's true when you enter the room, you have to kiss his ring. I
don't mind, but he has it in his back pocket.
His mind is open to new ideas -- so open that ideas simply pass through
Obama lies so much, I was actually
surprised to find out his first name really was Barack.
Just don't ask about his middle name! But Obama was able to set a
record... he actually lied more in 60 days than Bill Clinton
FOR THOSE THAT VOTED FOR "HOPE AND
CHANGE".. BEND OVER AND PREPARE TO RECEIVE YOUR BOUNTY!
President Obama just completed the UNHOLY and ANTI-AMERICAN TRIFECTA:
1st president in 110 years to miss the annual Army-Navy Football Game
1st president to not attend any Christmas religious observance.
1st president to stay on vacation after a terrorist attack.
AND ALL IN THE SAME MONTH! WHAT A GREAT PRESIDENT.