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Commentary about Older Women by Andy Rooney-Fiction!
Summary of the eRumor: An email that includes what is said to be a
humorous writing in praise of older women broadcast on CBS by Andy Rooney.
The Truth: CBS told TruthOrFiction.com that Andy Rooney
had nothing to do with this commentary and he has made public statements
to that effect.
The original piece was written by Frank Kaiser who writes a column titled
A real example of the eRumor as it has
appeared on the Internet:
In case you missed it on 60 Minutes, this is what Andy Rooney thinks about
women over 40:
60 Minutes Correspondent Andy Rooney (CBS)
As I grow in age, I value women over 40 most of all.
Here are just a few reasons why:
A woman over 40 will never wake you in the middle of the
night and ask, "What are you thinking?" She doesn't care what you think.
If a woman over 40 doesn't want to watch the game, she doesn't sit around
whining about it. She does something she wants to do, and it's usually
more interesting. Women over 40 are dignified. They seldom hav e a
screaming match with you at the opera or in the middle of an expensive
restaurant. Of course, if you deserve it, they won't hesitate to shoot you
if they think they can get away with it. Older women are generous with
praise, often undeserved. They know what it's like to be unappreciated.
Women get psychic as they age. You never have to confess your sins to a
woman over 40. Once you get past a wrinkle or two, a woman over 40 is far
sexier than her younger counterpart. Older women are forthright and
honest. They'll tell you right off if you are a jerk if you are acting
like one. You don't ever have to wo nder where you stand with her. Yes, we
praise women over 40 for a multitude of reasons. Unfortunately, it's not
reciprocal. For every stunning, smart, well-coiffed, hot woman over 40,
there is a bald, paunchy relic in yellow pants making a fool of himself
with some 22-year old waitress. Ladies, I apologize. For all those men who
say, "Why buy the cow when you can get the milk for free?", here's an
update for you. Nowadays 80% of women are against marriage. Why? Because
women realize it's not worth buying an entire pig just to get a little
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