Starbucks Adds Semen to its Drinks-Fiction!
Summary of eRumor:
Viral reports claim that Starbucks adds semen to its drinks because it adds “more flavor.”
This is a hoax.
The fake news website Huzlers.com published a false report that semen samples had been found inside Starbucks drinks in October 2014. The website’s disclaimer states that it “keeps its visitors in a state of disbelief” by publishing satirical news. Within days, the story had been shared more than 215,000 times on Facebook.
The fake Huzlers.com report also alleged that the popular Starbucks Pumpkin Spice Latte seasonal drink is loaded with both semen and cockroaches, which is also not true.
This isn’t the first time Huzlers.com has picked on Starbucks, either. The fake news website previously falsely reported that Starbucks started using human breast milk in its products because the “discovery of cancer in cattle” led to widespread milk shortages.
SEATTLE – it has been reported that the coffee selling giant Starbucks has allegedly been including semen in their products for the last 3 months, after semen samples were found in the back of Starbucks stores.
Apparently human semen added “more flavor” to the beverages on sale. The FDA is currently investigating the company as there are many questions to be answered.
The FDA is currently trying to find out where the semen is coming from. It is currently unknown if the semen is from humans or animals; and if from humans, is it infected semen?
“We can not believe this” says FDA inspector Jamison Fields, “this is disturbing, if i wanted to consume semen I would just do gay pornography, who would’ve known i was consuming semen through Starbucks” concluded Fields. However, not everyone thinks semen in their coffee is exactly a bad thing; according to Starbucks daily consumer Jackie Sultana, “if they’re using semen then they should keep using it because it’s so God d*mn good, I might just try semen alone to see if it’s that good”. Starbucks is yet to send out a public apology, however, we are expecting it really soon.
It is also speculated that the seasonal Pumpkin Spice Latte, which is only sold at Starbucks in the autumn, is not only loaded with semen, but cockroaches as well. The FDA plan to shut down Starbucks production tomorrow across the nation. We will update you on Starbucks here on huzlers.