Woman Poops on Boss’s Desk After Winning the Lottery-Fiction!
Summary of eRumor:
Reports that a lucky woman who won the lottery quit her job by pooping on her boss’s desk have gone viral.
The Truth:
False reports about a woman pooping on her boss’s desk started with a fake news website.
The Valley Report started the rumor with a story that appeared under the headline, “Woman Arrested for Defecating on Boss’ Desk After Winning the Lottery.” The story reports that a 41-year-old woman delivered her unpleasant resignation from a courier company after winning $3 million in the lottery:
The courier company had no idea of her winnings. “I knew something was wrong because I came back from lunch and the door to my office was closed,” said the manager. I slowly opened the door to discover the woman with her pants around her ankles, hunched over on my desk like a hippopotamus/cheetah dropping a massive poo on my desk. She shot her head towards me and locked eyes. I was frozen in shock and fear. In my peripheral vision I saw a huge mud-monkey sliming out of her butt like a Play-Doh fun factory.”
“It was worth it,” the woman said on arrest. “On Friday when I realized I hit the lotto, I knew this would be the first thing I would do. I hit up every Mexican food truck and saved my dumps all weekend. I was shuffling around like a death-row inmate trying not to explode. I’ve been putting up with that guy’s shit for years, it’s time he put up with some of mine.”
Within days of being posted in April 2016, the story had been shared more than 10,000 times on Facebook. Hundreds of comments poured in, some applauding her resignation — and others blasting it.
However, The Valley Report disclaimer says its stories “may be exaggerated, embellished or an outright work of fiction,” so it’s not a reputable source of news.