Summary of eRumor:
It's a tragic tale with a
twist. Two hunters use a stick of dynamite to make a hole big
enough in a frozen lake to set themselves up for duck hunting.
When they light the stick of dynamite, their faithful retriever
fetches it. They try to shoot the dog, but he runs for
cover...which turns out to be underneath one of the hunters' shiny
new Lincoln Navigator (there are versions saying it was a different
SUV such as a Jeep Cherokee). The dynamite blows, the
dog goes, the ice opens, and the SUV drops to the bottom of the
lake. The insurance doesn't cover it, so the hunter is left
with his payments and no SUV.
Two hunters from Michigan--(true story) This is from a radio program,
a true report of an incident in Michigan:
A guy buys a brand new Lincoln Navigator for ,500 and has 0
monthly payments. He and a friend go duck hunting in winter, and of
course all the lakes are frozen. These two guys go out on the lake
with the guns, the dog, and of course the new vehicle.
They drive out onto the lake ice and get ready. Now, they want to
make some kind of a natural landing area for the ducks, something for
the decoys to float on. In order to make a hole large enough to look
like something a wandering duck would fly down and land on, it is going
to take a little more effort than an ice hole drill.
So, out of the back of the new Navigator comes a stick of dynamite
with a short, 40-second fuse. Now these two Rocket Scientists do take
into consideration that they want to place the stick of dynamite on the
ice at a location far from where they are standing (and the new
Navigator), because they don't want to take the risk of slipping on the
ice when they run from the burning fuse and possibly go up in smoke
with the resulting blast.
They light the 40-second fuse and throw the dynamite. Remember a
couple of paragraphs back when I mentioned the vehicle, the guns and
the dog? Let's talk about the dog: A highly trained Black Lab used
for RETRIEVING. Especially things thrown by the owner.
You guessed it, the dog takes off at a high rate of doggy speed on
the ice and captures the stick of dynamite with the burning 40-second
fuse about the time it hits the ice. The two men yell, scream, wave
their arms and wonder what to do now. The dog, cheered on, keeps
coming. One of the guys grabs the shotgun and shoots the dog. The
shotgun is loaded with # 8 buckshot, hardly big enough to stop a Black
Lab. The dog stops for a moment, slightly confused, but continues on.
Another shot and this time the dog, still standing, becomes really
confused, and of course terrified, thinking these two geniuses have
The dog takes off to find cover, under the brand new Navigator.
----BOOM!---- Dog and Navigator are blown to bits and sink to the
bottom of the lake in a very large hole, leaving the two idiots
standing there with this "I can't believe this happened" look on
The insurance company says that sinking a vehicle in a lake by
illegal use of explosives is not covered. He still had yet to make the
first of those 0 a month payments!
And you thought your day was not going well?